He said, “Waiter, waiter,
There’s a frog in my stew!
I ordered shrimp gumbo,
Now I think I see two!”

“Well don’t make such a fuss”,
The waiter quickly said.
“They’re not swimming about,
Just look, they’re both dead!”

“And don’t wave them around!
Put them back in your stew,
Or all of the others
Will want frogs in theirs too!”