My sister called, from shopping.
She had car trouble again.
The way my sis treats that car
Has got to be a major sin.
Exasperated, I asked
“What’s wrong now, for goodness sakes?”
She said she just discovered
That her didn’t have any brakes!
I said I would pick her up
And asked where her car would be.
She said, “I’m in Sam’s Fine Foods
My stupid car’s in here with me!”
