My mother likes to show me off
‘Cause I know how to dance and sing.
That I really hate to do it
Has never seemed to mean a thing.

She makes me go to dancing class
And hired someone to teach me voice.
She said show biz is in my blood
And that I really have no choice.

Tonight the pastor comes to eat;
Mom said do anything I please.
I know she’ll not ask me again…
I’m performing a striptease!