Mommy walked me then she rocked me
Sang me songs and hugged me tight
Told me just how much she loved me
Told me I should go night-night.

Then she put me in my bed
Then she told me, “Go to sleep”
Said that it was Baby’s bedtime
Told me not to make a peep.

Listened to her run the water
Listened to her fill the tub
Then all babies know the rules
Of the National Babies’ Club.

When she gets all wet and soapy
When I hear her well-earned sigh
Then our by-laws are quite clear
That’s when I’m supposed to cry.