Category: Quickies

I went to a costume party, They beat me black and blue. To go as a pinata Was a stupid thing to do.

I surprised my wife with a new fur coat She chased me out the door! You’d think she’d never seen a man In a new fur coat before.

Mom made me baby-sit my brother “Don’t let him get too hot” Mom said, So why did she get mad at me When I dumped water on his head?

One thing I’ve learned About a shark, Its bite is much Worse than its bark!

Everyone likes to play hide-and-seek But it’s no fun for me.. Close my eyes and count to a hundred, But I can only count to three!