Category: Quickies

My brother said it’s easy To learn to water ski, The last thing I remember Is when he waved at me!

“Just how did you know he was drunk, The fellow who smashed up your hood?” I asked as I looked at her grill While picking out pieces of wood. She said, “Well he must have been drunk, The way that he ran into me. Why else would someone be driving Around in a stupid old […]

Birds of a feather flock together. But don’t you think it bizarre How birds can determine, from high in the sky, When they’ve flocked right over my car?

All of the years that I’ve worked, There is one thing that I know. The only one to get work done by Friday Was Robinson Crusoe.

My brother took my coke away, He said because he had a thirst. Wonder if I should have told him That I had shaken it up first?