I guess I’m a lousy gardener You can’t say I haven’t tried. But this is the very last straw Two rocks in my rock garden died.
Category: Quickies
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Brown Thumb
January 28th, 2025 — Quickies
Time-Tested Advice
January 22nd, 2025 — Married Life, Quickies
If at first one doesn’t succeed, The sage advice has always been, That one should not give up the task; But he should try and try again. The best advice, I’ve come to find, Is advice that’s been time tested: To avoid a fight, first do it The way your wife suggested!
Imagine That
January 2nd, 2025 — Quickies
She never was the best of cooks I married her only for her looks. Last night I snuck her old cat, Lou A goodly portion of my stew. “Now Honey, don’t you cry like that, I’ll buy you another cat!”
The Pastor’s Daughter
December 26th, 2024 — Church Humor, Life with Children, Quickies
The young girl asked her father “Why do you always bow your head Right before you begin to preach, While the scripture is being read?” “I ask God for a good sermon, That’s something that I always do.” “If you ask for a good sermon, Why doesn’t he give one to you?”
Water Ski
December 20th, 2024 — Poems for Children, Quickies
My brother said it’s easy To learn to water ski, The last thing I remember Is when he waved at me!