Category: Golf Humor

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Golfer’s Logic

He was at a Lamaze class With his very pregnant wife, Which is a required duty In every man’s married life. “Exercise is important,” The pretty instructor said. “Break her away from her soaps, Take her for long walks instead.” “Go walking in the country Where grass is lush and green With ponds and pretty […]

Too Old For Golf

Although ninety years old, Jack played golf every day, So he was unhappy, His sight was slipping away. He could still hit the ball A good country mile, But not seeing its flight Was cramping his style. His wife said, “Take Herby, He has perfect eyesight. He’s a hundred and two But he’s still very […]

Vocabulary

My daddy is a golfer, He let me watch him play. I can’t wait to tell my mommy The new words I learned today.

Heavenly Golf

I asked a young preacher named Kevin If I could play golf up in Heaven. He said, “Certainly so, But I think you should know You’ve a tee-time tomorrow at seven!”

My New Golf Ball

If you are in your home and want to have fun, you should do like me, I had a good day for golf, My game had gone well so far; If I could make this one shot, I would finish close to par. I had tried this shot before, It wasn’t an easy call; Drive […]