Category: Church Humor

Three pastors on a camping trip Far from their world of daily stress. Each had a secret sin he thought Would do his soul good to confess. The first one said, “my sin is lust For my church organist named Jill. I go to bed each night with dreams I can’t deny give me a […]

The preacher said to the deacon board, “I would like to buy a chandelier.” The deacons said, “Why waste our money, There’s nobody that could play one here.” One deacon then said, to the pastor, “You are always asking for the moon, You know that we are not fancy folks. Besides, I hear that they’re […]

He had come to this large church, To test his pastor skills. He was sure of his ability And sure of his preaching skills. The deacon board, they warned him, Was really tough to please. Now this first confrontation Had sent him to his knees. This problem had arisen With which he could not cope, […]

Lord, I know I’ve not been good, Sometimes I’m very bad. Mommy says the things I do Are sure to make you sad. She says that I should pray each night That you would make me good; So if you’ve time to hear my prayer, Please help me do the things I should. I know […]

My foot just went to sleep. It does it out of spite. I hate it when it happens. Now it’s gonna be up all night.