There was a silence throughout Heaven, Predicted in the ancient Book. You will find it written there, If you know just where to look. Though the silence was foretold, Written down in ancient history. Just what would cause it to occur Had until now been a mystery. But the truth at last is known Of […]
Category: Church Humor
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Heavenly Silence
May 1st, 2024 — Church Humor
Where is God?
April 15th, 2024 — Church Humor
The twins were known As the terrible two, There wasn’t a thing They wouldn’t do. The tricks they played On Halloween, Would some day make The movie screen. Their mother grew Tired of their pranks. She asked for help >From Father Franks. Father said, “Sure, It’s worth my time, To save them from A life […]
No Help Needed
March 10th, 2024 — Church Humor
The meeting was important. He had driven twice around. He needed a parking space, There wasn’t one to be found. He began to pray out loud, “Lord, find me a parking space And I’ll give up my drinking, And spend Sundays at your place.†But God wasn’t hearing him, It was just as he had […]
Immediate Departure
March 1st, 2024 — Church Humor
The preacher asked, “Who’s ready to go to heaven? Please show by upraised hand.” Only Hank’s hands remained at his side. “All those ready to go to Heaven, please stand.” The preacher looked out over his flock. In the entire congregation only Hank sat quietly in his seat While row by row all of the […]
God Bless You
February 23rd, 2024 — Church Humor
If I meet God, And I will, if he pleases. What do I tell Him, In the event that he sneezes?