Category: Church Humor

The pastor had been reassigned, This sermon was to be his last. He was shaking hands with each one As the members were filing past. A little old lady stopped by, A member that he hardly knew. She shook his hand as she told him, “The next one won’t be good as you.” “Nonsense,” said […]

Two little wooden dolls lay drying, Side by side on a wooden table. One doll decided his name was Cain, The other doll had chosen Abel. Cain asked Abel, “How did we get here? I wonder how we came to evolve?” Abel said, that someone had made them, “That’s no difficult problem to solve.” But […]

He had preached his usual sermon That the parishioners knew so well. Not much time spent on Heaven And too much spent on Hell. After service everyone Liked to visit in the hall. It was there that little Freddy, Saw some plaques up on the wall. The pastor noticing his interest Ran his hand through […]

The pastor asked the boys to help him Borrow some of the Baptists’ chairs. They were having their Christmas program And there wouldn’t be enough of theirs. Their country church was kinda small As country churches tend to go. And when they had a special meeting Their crowds would sometimes overflow. He always took the […]

A scientist, who was of world renown, Happened to meet God one recent day. “You know Mr. God,” the scientist said, “Knowledge has come a very long way. We have to admit that you did it first That all living things were made by you. But we have no need of you any more ‘Cause […]