Category: Church Humor

“A fork?” the preacher said, condescension in his voice, “Of all your earthly goods, a fork’s to be your choice?” She had asked him for a visit, for she was going to die; They had talked about her service, how she wanted none to cry. She would be in her church dress, with a fork […]

He was the first to request prayer, After the altar call was made; He said, “I may lose my hearing!” And from the way that Leroy spoke, Pastor could see he was afraid. He asked Leroy to come up front, All of the congregation too. “We’re going to pray for your hearing, And all of […]

A lawyer and preacher were chatting About a friend and his mistake. “What do you do,” the preacher asked, “About mistakes that you must make?” “A big mistake, I try to fix. But one I think no one will know, And it contains a bit of truth, I am inclined to let it go.” “What […]

He tried to run and hide from God, Somewhere God would never find him, In a boat to a distant shore, So he wouldn’t have to mind him. But then an awful storm blew up, And the crew began to worry. Jonah knew that he could save them But that he would have to hurry. […]

I lose a lot of sleep About commandments I can’t keep. I try to do the best I can. I’m glad he only gave us ten!