An old politician named Glynn Who thought telling truth a sin. Told lies abundantly Some lies redundantly But still got elected again!
Category: Limericks
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Politician
August 6th, 2024 — Limericks, Quickies
Heavenly Golf
February 25th, 2024 — Golf Humor, Limericks, Quickies
I asked a young preacher named Kevin If I could play golf up in Heaven. He said, “Certainly so, But I think you should know You’ve a tee-time tomorrow at seven!”
A Man From St. Joe
February 22nd, 2024 — Limericks, Quickies
There once was a man from St. Joe Who liked to go out in the snow. One day he went out With whiskey and stout And now has a tag on his toe.
Dead Voters
January 24th, 2024 — Limericks, Quickies
A shrewd politician named Fred, Had supporters both living and dead. Dead voting perfected, Sure he’d get elected But he got indicted instead!
Thanksgiving Dinner
November 28th, 2006 — Limericks
Grandma thought turkey passé, I hear And though it might sound a bit queer, She served us all steaks Made from rattlesnakes. There’ll be lots of leftovers this year!