Category: Limericks

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Politician

An old politician named Glynn Who thought telling truth a sin. Told lies abundantly Some lies redundantly But still got elected again!

Heavenly Golf

I asked a young preacher named Kevin If I could play golf up in Heaven. He said, “Certainly so, But I think you should know You’ve a tee-time tomorrow at seven!”

A Man From St. Joe

There once was a man from St. Joe Who liked to go out in the snow. One day he went out With whiskey and stout And now has a tag on his toe.

Dead Voters

A shrewd politician named Fred, Had supporters both living and dead. Dead voting perfected, Sure he’d get elected But he got indicted instead!

Thanksgiving Dinner

Grandma thought turkey passé, I hear And though it might sound a bit queer, She served us all steaks Made from rattlesnakes. There’ll be lots of leftovers this year!