Aunt Sarah’s favorite magazine
Had been The Saturday Evening Post.
It told her how to plant a garden
And how long to cook her Sunday roast.

With it she treated her aches and pains
And as for doctors, had no need.
Any illness Aunt Sarah had,
She treated from her monthly read.

But there’s sad news, I must report,
Last night we lost our dear Aunt Sarah.
The coroner said, from what appeared
To be a minor typo error!