The twins were known
As the terrible two,
There wasn’t a thing
They wouldn’t do.

The tricks they played
On Halloween,
Would some day make
The movie screen.

Their mother grew
Tired of their pranks.
She asked for help
>From Father Franks.

Father said, “Sure,
It’s worth my time,
To save them from
A life of crime”.

The two twins thought
It kind of odd,
When Father asked,
“Do you know God!?”

Then Father yelled
At the two twins,
“You must find God
Repent your sins!”

When Father saw
A hint of fear,
He yelled, “Do you
Know why you’re here?”

One said, “I guess
From all the fuss,
Someone took God;
You think it’s us!”