Entries from July 2023 ↓

“Never mix blue and green,” Mom said, “They don’t go with one another.” The sky is blue, the grass is green, So, didn’t God have a Mother?

Last week I went to No-School Land. I thought that I would love it there Because they don’t have books to study And not one rule on what to wear. The land there is one long recess And full of other kids like me, Except that no one there can read Or even count as […]

There is a bully at my school Who likes to scare me every day And when I sit with friends to eat The bully takes my lunch away. The bully is so big and mean With hairy arms and smelly breath. At recess when I go to play The bully scares me half to death. […]

I want a B-B gun for Christmas. When Mommy asked me why, I didn’t tell the truth But I didn’t tell a lie. When I do something bad Mommy always seems to know. When I ask her how, she says, “A little birdie told me so.” I want a B-B gun for Christmas Now don’t […]

“You let him have a BB-gun? He’s going to shoot his eye out!” That I was gonna shoot myself My Grandma didn’t have a doubt. So I made a terrible face Because of what she had to say. “I guess you know when it freezes, Your face is gonna stay that way.” Now when I […]