There was an old lady Who lived in a shoe. It wouldn’t have been bad, Had it only been new. If it was like mine, She probably said “Phew!”
Entries from June 2023 ↓
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Shoe Lady
June 17th, 2023 — Mangled Nursery Rhymes, Poems for Children
I See Paris, I See France
June 15th, 2023 — Poems for Children
I guess that it was all my fault Because I turned a somersault. The boys began to sing and dance That they had seen my underpants. I hate they saw my under pants But I thought after they’d all gone. It could have been a whole lot worse. What if I hadn’t had them on?
First Love
June 14th, 2023 — Poems for Children
On my first day of class I knew she’d be my girl. Those dimples and her smile And that bouncy little curl. The other boys just melted And turned to mushy goo But I was sophisticated, I knew just what to do. On the kindergarten playground I’d let her know I’d picked her. She smiled […]
Puppy for Christmas
June 13th, 2023 — Poems for Children
I got a puppy for Christmas. And I’m as happy as can be. But it seems like my puppy thinks That for a present she got me? Mommy calls my puppy Piddles. But Daddy calls my puppy Spot, And it’s not because of color It’s what my puppy does a lot. I also got a […]
BUBBLE Gum
June 12th, 2023 — Poems for Children
Mommy, Mommy, hurry and come! Can you save my bubble gum? I dropped it in there by mistake. Please hurry up for goodness sake! I blew a bubble, Then I popped it. I accidentally dropped it While I tried to roll and mush it. PLEASE, DON’T ANYBODY FLUSH IT!