Entries from May 2023 ↓

Medicine always makes me sick When my mother makes me take it. It makes my stomach woozy When I watch my mother shake it. So when I have to take a lot, It always happens without fail, It still makes me very sick A long time after I get well. My worst childhood memories are […]

My Mommy made me very mad, So I thought that I’d run away. And when she made me eat liver, There was no way that I could stay! Then last night when she cooked spinach And put some on my plate to eat, I tried to feed it to the dog; That’s when my Daddy […]

I found a four leaf clover, It’s a very lucky thing. I spotted it while swinging, In our schoolyard playground swing. I hope that it is lucky Cause I need some luck real soon. Our teacher’s giving us a test, In math this afternoon.

Mom told me to wash the dishes But that is Sister’s job I’m sure. Men shouldn’t have to wash dishes So I devised a little cure. I would break one of Mom’s dishes, Which would certainly make her sore, But then she would never let me Help wash the dishes any more. But Mom said […]

Mom said, “Now little Billy Bob, You have just got to settle down. You have to take your medicine And stop this jumping all around.” “But Mom, read what’s on the bottle. The directions aren’t confusing? It says right there on the label, You must shake well before using.”